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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Hey, it's Smile Time!

Things that suck about taco bell/kfc (don’t get me wrong, this is one of my favorite food places, it just also has a lot of weird things that suck)

  • trying to open the spork plastic bag by hitting it on the counter and it breaks
  • trying to eat mashed potatoes and/coleslaw with a SPORK
  • plastic straw covers. Need I say more
  • too much sauce is never enough but very messy
  • sitting down in a booth and the booth chair moves across the room or does that loud screechy movement sound
  • how many times do I have to repeat “no sour cream”
  • having too much hot sauce and then burning a hole in your throat because you drank the diet pepsi too fast. It is always very carbonated and shouldn’t be consumed in rapid amounts.
  • The never give you butter with your corn.
  • Whats so taco bell about an empanada? Isn’t it just a hostess pie heated up to volcanic temperatures?

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